Thursday 4th
We celebrated our escape from the
tyranny of excessive fat-filled food aboard cruise ships by choosing the Jumbo
Breakfast under the Golden Arches. $3.20 gets you a sausage meat burger with a
heap of scrambled egg, hash brown (mmmmm calories) two large hotcakes with a
tub of maple syrup (lumberjack food), butter, grape jam, a rather good coffee
and two cigarette pack sized packets of Kleenex.
Today’s Silly Old Bugger story
highlights the greybeard in Hong Kong who tried to empty the McDonalds tray
into the ATM machine next to the door. I was distracted by guilt over eating
all that food L
While we
were there, we popped into the adjacent bakery to stock up on some lunch to
take for our day at Ocean Park. We took the train and bus through the tunnel
onto the island and across to Admiralty. The park is a huge sprawling place
draped up the side of a mountain. The higher level is reached by an underground
train or cable car.
The
pandas were a star attraction and we found ourselves subjected to Extreme Temptation
in the souvenir shop afterwards. So many delectable soft furry pandas. And no
longer the excuse that we have too much baggage! We considered the relative
merits of a cute looking specimen compared to the more functional one which
turned inside out and became a pillow but had a strange looking face . . . as
you do when you have been turned inside out! We eventually opted for the former
but then faced the dilemma over whose panda it was . . I said we bought it for
Lissa but a glimpse of smouldering dissent led me to recognise the merits
(ground glass in my coffee) of the solution that Lissa can borrow it when J isn’t
cuddling it.
The lower level of Ocean Park houses the huge Aquarium, Old China Town, Bird flight arena, children's play area and the Pandas.
The higher levels have the thrill rides, the dolphin and seal show, jellyfishland, North & South Poles aquariums, and more. The polar exhibits are in freezing great halls, which was very nice after the warmth outside. The animals have very decent sized pools with viewing above and below the pools.
Dolphin pool and the rides and view beyond from almost the top of the mountain.
Night time lights up
We
decided to come down by cable car, hoping it might give us a good view of the
fireworks below. We had no idea that we would first climb to the very tip of
the mountain, above the precipitous drop down a cliff, and then sail out into
the void for the looooong descent down to sea level. One tries not to notice
that there is only 1 cable!!
The
start of the fireworks was a welcome distraction. The display was blended with fountains
illuminated with coloured lights, spouts of flame and smoke. Unfortunately, our
arrival at the bottom came shortly after the end of the display so the entire
crowd was already heading for the bus stop. There is no station anywhere near
there.
The
queue was immense but there was a steady stream of 629 buses. We made our way
to the back of the queue and then watched as clumps of a hundred or so Chinese
would simply blend into the queue half way down – we were hardly moving
forward. Then a brave attendant marched down and yelled at the arriving stream,
which dutifully resumed its trudge to the back of the queue. In Australia he
would more likely have been pelted with beer bottles. Curiously, they would
fill the bus seats, close the doors and then drive forward a hundred or so
metres to the back of the queue, where they would stop again for people to
board and travel standing up.
Finally,
we reached the bottleneck leading to the bus loading area. This was where the
serious jostling began. (A small percentage of ) the Chinese absolutely cannot
help themselves and when the queue stops, the shuffling continues. Elbows and
hips squeeze between the people in front and next thing you know they have wormed
in front of you.
A
persistent offender had the bad luck to try and get past J, who edged firmly up
against the dividing chain while I put my hip in behind hers. This boxed the
jostler into a corner and we kept her there, muttering, squirming and shoving J
in the back, until we were level with the bus door, at which point she made her
bolt round to the left. We stayed ahead of her and boxed her again. We climbed aboard the bus with a triumphant
feeling like Rocky Balboa at the top of the steps. Going home now! We must
share a strain of kelpie in us? It certainly whiled away the time until we got
our chance to board.
We
picked up some very tasty sushi on the way home and were again happy to fall
into bed after a loooong day on our feet. J was further bruised and sore from
her massage and had threatened me with extreme violence the next time I spotted
a VW and gave her a Pinch Buggy (google it).
No comments:
Post a Comment